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“Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.

"Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.”

John Green, The Fault in Our Stars  (via deliriosity)

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Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

madeofbutts:

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell 6  6  6*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it 69  69  69*

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outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

(via slomps)


burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via seasexual)


my favorite line of all time

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unclefather:

my mom: where the fuck did you come from?

me: your WOMB

mom: go back

mom: wait no


Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

I love this picture that goes with it
Like he’s got his fists raised
“WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”
"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above

ultrafacts:

jesperidamnati:

tigerach:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

I love this picture that goes with it

Like he’s got his fists raised

WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER ANYTHING”

"WHYYYYYY???!!"

Both the male and female Pacific Octopus experiences senescence after mating.  The males wander the ocean aimless and starve to death or are hunted by predators as they float aimlessly and the females die almost immediately after the eggs hatch due to starvation.

(Source) for info above


trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

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